Because he demanded it, Bongo Comics offers up a Simpsons One-Shot Wonder for the aged... er, we mean... the ages. A senior citizen centenarian spectacular. Mr. Burns, the megalomaniacal scourge of Springfield, grants you permission to enter the billionaire boy's club with a miserly masterpiece of penny-pinching proportions. It's the humor comic

First of all, Bongo invites everyone to visit the Retirement Castle of the Vampires! Really... even your older, bloodsucking relatives need some attention. (Visiting hours are from 9 to 6.) Then, former couple Lisa and Nelson team-up to investigate paranormal activity at Springfield Elementary, prompting them to open The Ex-Files! And something's