It's Joyce's first day in public education, and everybody's first day in college.

Joyce home schooling, and those first few weeks of college was his first foray into public education. But now it's Freshman family weekend, and her family returned to check on it. College Joyce has changed?

The second week of college Joyce sends all on the beach (or what passes for one in Indiana), Dorothy finds unlikely love interest, Amazi-Girl blows, and Sarah tells why she is so bitter crankshaft.