In the aftermath of King Clover's disastrous party: Dan and Threnody have a close shave in the bushes (not as sexy as it sounds). Someone's nipples leak (approximately as sexy as it sounds). And Violet is in the middle of doing a thing (much sexier than it sounds).

Dan Clover's office crush would love to go to his father's 50th blowout birthday gala! It's in magical Sardonia! No really - magic! And father's king! And absolute ruler! From whom Dan's been estranged since birth. Ahhh Dan, can this possibly end well?