Fairbanks forms an elite rescue unit called Fairbanks' 11 in order to save Cecania from never-ending detainment by Homeland Security. Some will live, some will die... guess who dies, it's fun! SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!

Rondel Mayflower IV, Fairbanks' perverted nemesis/best friend, raps his way into Sore Thumbs for the first time! Meanwhile, Cecania and Sawyer break out of the back room! Can Cecania's ample assets increase sales? Is the Pope catholic? Yes, and yes. SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE

Rondel Mayflower IV, Fairbanks' perverted nemesis/best friend, raps his way into Sore Thumbs for the first time! Meanwhile, Cecania and Sawyer break out of the back room! Can Cecania's ample assets increase sales? Is the Pope catholic? Yes, and yes. SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE

Fairbanks sees Harmony naked (and it somehow results in him cross-dressing), Mother tries to seduce Sawyer, and the gang opens Sore Thumbs 2.0 for business and starts scaring the hell out of their many new customers. SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!

Cecania arrives home from college, where she's immediately forced by her mother into working at her crazy brother Fairbanks' video game shop Sore Thumbs. All seems hopeless until she meets a young Iraq veteran named Sawyer and her best friend Harmony shows up out of nowhere.

Cecania arrives home from college, where she's immediately forced by her mother into working at her crazy brother Fairbanks' video game shop Sore Thumbs. All seems hopeless until she meets a young Iraq veteran named Sawyer and her best friend Harmony shows up out of nowhere.